The Snap Count Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“Rookie Raridon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- Raridon gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Raridon lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
92%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Raridon's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.