The Late Scratch Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“Ref: "Number Raridon, that's a flag." Raridon: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- Raridon finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Rookie Raridon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
83%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Raridon drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.