The Chip-and-Release Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“Raridon stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- Rookie Raridon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Raridon scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
86%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Raridon's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.