The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“Raridon goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- Rookie Raridon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Raridon is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
92%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Raridon scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.