The Mystery Tweak Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“Rookie Raridon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- Raridon gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- The broadcast shows Raridon on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
87%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Raridon's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.