The Hamstring Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“Rookie Raridon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- Raridon goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Ref: "Number Raridon, that's a flag." Raridon: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
84%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Raridon scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.