The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Elic Ayomanor
Elic Ayomanor · TEN · WR
“Ayomanor will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Ayomanor's week
- Ayomanor gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Ayomanor gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
77%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Ayomanor's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Elic Ayomanor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elic Ayomanor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elic Ayomanor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.