The Inch-Short Hex of Elic Ayomanor
Elic Ayomanor · TEN · WR
“Ayomanor does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Ayomanor's week
- Ayomanor goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Ayomanor scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
81%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Ayomanor's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Elic Ayomanor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elic Ayomanor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elic Ayomanor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.