The Inch-Short Hex of Elic Ayomanor
Elic Ayomanor · TEN · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Ayomanor's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Ayomanor's week
- Ayomanor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
- Ayomanor's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Ayomanor was due a breakout.
82%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Ayomanor, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Elic Ayomanor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elic Ayomanor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elic Ayomanor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.