The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Elic Ayomanor
Elic Ayomanor · TEN · WR
“Ayomanor finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Ayomanor's week
- Ayomanor will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Ayomanor tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
84%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Ayomanor's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Amon-Ra St. Brown
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
- Rashee Rice
FAQ
How do I curse Elic Ayomanor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elic Ayomanor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elic Ayomanor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.