The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Elic Ayomanor
Elic Ayomanor · TEN · WR
“Ayomanor finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Ayomanor's week
- The QB looks at Ayomanor exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Ayomanor gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
85%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Ayomanor drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Elic Ayomanor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elic Ayomanor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elic Ayomanor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.