The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Elic Ayomanor
Elic Ayomanor · TEN · WR
“Ayomanor will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Ayomanor's week
- Ayomanor's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Ayomanor tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
85%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Ayomanor's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Elic Ayomanor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elic Ayomanor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elic Ayomanor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.