The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Elic Ayomanor
Elic Ayomanor · TEN · WR
“Ayomanor will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Ayomanor's week
- Ayomanor is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Ayomanor finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
84%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Ayomanor's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Elic Ayomanor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elic Ayomanor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elic Ayomanor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.