The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Elic Ayomanor
Elic Ayomanor · TEN · WR
“Ayomanor finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Ayomanor's week
- Ayomanor gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Ayomanor gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
90%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Ayomanor's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Elic Ayomanor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elic Ayomanor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elic Ayomanor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.