The Phantom Holding Hex of Elic Ayomanor
Elic Ayomanor · TEN · WR
“Ayomanor scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Ayomanor's week
- Ayomanor will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Ayomanor does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
80%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Ayomanor scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Elic Ayomanor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elic Ayomanor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elic Ayomanor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.