The Shadow Coverage Hex of Elic Ayomanor
Elic Ayomanor · TEN · WR
“Ayomanor gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Ayomanor's week
- A mysterious flag erases Ayomanor's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Ayomanor is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
82%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Ayomanor drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Elic Ayomanor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elic Ayomanor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elic Ayomanor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.