The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Elic Ayomanor
Elic Ayomanor · TEN · WR
“Ayomanor's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Ayomanor's week
- Ayomanor is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Ayomanor gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
89%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Ayomanor's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Elic Ayomanor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elic Ayomanor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elic Ayomanor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.