The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Elic Ayomanor
Elic Ayomanor · TEN · WR
“Ayomanor drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Ayomanor's week
- Ayomanor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
- Ayomanor is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
92%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Ayomanor, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Elic Ayomanor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elic Ayomanor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elic Ayomanor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.