The Late Scratch Hex of Elic Ayomanor
Elic Ayomanor · TEN · WR
“Ayomanor gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Ayomanor's week
- Ayomanor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
- Ayomanor gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
89%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Ayomanor drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Elic Ayomanor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elic Ayomanor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elic Ayomanor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.