The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Elic Ayomanor
Elic Ayomanor · TEN · WR
“Ayomanor tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Ayomanor's week
- Ayomanor does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Ayomanor is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
81%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Ayomanor's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Elic Ayomanor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elic Ayomanor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elic Ayomanor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.