The Late Scratch Hex of Elic Ayomanor
Elic Ayomanor · TEN · WR
“Ayomanor finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Ayomanor's week
- Ayomanor will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Ayomanor's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
72%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Ayomanor's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Elic Ayomanor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elic Ayomanor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elic Ayomanor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.