The Butter-Finger Hex of Elic Ayomanor
Elic Ayomanor · TEN · WR
“Ayomanor scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Ayomanor's week
- Ayomanor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
- Ref: "Number Ayomanor, that's a flag." Ayomanor: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
75%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Ayomanor's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Elic Ayomanor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elic Ayomanor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elic Ayomanor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.