The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Elic Ayomanor
Elic Ayomanor · TEN · WR
“Ayomanor sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Ayomanor's week
- Ayomanor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
- Ayomanor's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Ayomanor was due a breakout.
83%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Ayomanor's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Elic Ayomanor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elic Ayomanor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elic Ayomanor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.