The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Elic Ayomanor
Elic Ayomanor · TEN · WR
“Ayomanor does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Ayomanor's week
- Ayomanor finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Ayomanor will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
85%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Ayomanor's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Elic Ayomanor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elic Ayomanor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elic Ayomanor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.