The Late Scratch Hex of Elic Ayomanor
Elic Ayomanor · TEN · WR
“Ayomanor is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Ayomanor's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Ayomanor's stadium. Only over Ayomanor.
- Ayomanor is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
83%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Ayomanor, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Elic Ayomanor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elic Ayomanor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elic Ayomanor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.