The Dropped Pass Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Sarratt gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- The broadcast shows Sarratt on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Rookie Sarratt gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
82%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Sarratt's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.