The Butter-Finger Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Sarratt gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- A mysterious flag erases Sarratt's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Sarratt drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
89%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Sarratt, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.