The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Sarratt gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- A mysterious flag erases Sarratt's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Sarratt's stadium. Only over Sarratt.
81%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Sarratt's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.