The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Sarratt is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- A mysterious flag erases Sarratt's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Sarratt gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Sarratt scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.