The Shadow Coverage Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Sarratt is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- Rookie Sarratt gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- A mysterious flag erases Sarratt's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
90%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Sarratt's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.