The Late Scratch Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Rookie Sarratt gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- Sarratt gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Sarratt finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
88%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Sarratt's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.