The Dropped Pass Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“The QB looks at Sarratt exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- Rookie Sarratt gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Sarratt gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
81%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Sarratt scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.