The Late Scratch Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Sarratt is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- Sarratt is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Rookie Sarratt gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
90%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Sarratt drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.