The Snap Count Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Sarratt will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- Sarratt will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Sarratt's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
75%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Sarratt drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.