The Butter-Finger Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Rookie Sarratt gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- Sarratt will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Sarratt tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
72%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Sarratt, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.