The Snap Count Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Rookie Sarratt gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- A mysterious flag erases Sarratt's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Sarratt gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Sarratt scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.