The Dropped Pass Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Sarratt is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- Sarratt drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Sarratt gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
89%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Sarratt scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.