The Snap Count Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Sarratt is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- Sarratt tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Sarratt's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
74%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Sarratt's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.