The Phantom Holding Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Rookie Sarratt gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- Sarratt is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Sarratt gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
86%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Sarratt scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.