The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Sarratt gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- Sarratt gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Rookie Sarratt gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
77%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Sarratt's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Derrick Henry
- Amon-Ra St. Brown
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.