The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Ref: "Number Sarratt, that's a flag." Sarratt: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- Sarratt is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Sarratt gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Sarratt's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.