The Phantom Flag Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Sarratt is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- Sarratt scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Rookie Sarratt gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
89%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Sarratt, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.