The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Sarratt gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- Sarratt finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Sarratt's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Sarratt was due a breakout.
78%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Sarratt's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.