The Snap Count Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Sarratt gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- Rookie Sarratt gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Sarratt gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
91%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Lions fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Sarratt's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.