The Shadow Coverage Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Rookie Sarratt gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- The QB looks at Sarratt exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Sarratt's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
73%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Sarratt scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.