The Late Scratch Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Sarratt gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- Rookie Sarratt gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- A mysterious flag erases Sarratt's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
73%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Sarratt, Sarratt, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.