The Mystery Tweak Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Sarratt gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- Sarratt gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
- Sarratt is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
90%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Sarratt's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.