The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Sarratt is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- Sarratt runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Sarratt's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
77%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Sarratt, Sarratt, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.