The Phantom Holding Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Sarratt drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- Rookie Sarratt gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Sarratt gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
80%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Sarratt's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.