The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Sarratt's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Sarratt's stadium. Only over Sarratt.
- Sarratt tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
78%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Sarratt, Sarratt, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.